While sports
fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but
his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an
old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, "Are there any
gators around here?"
"Naw,"
the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"
Feeling safe, the
tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.
About halfway there
he asked the guy, "How'd you get rid of the gators?"
"We didn't do
nothing,'" the beachcomber said.
"Wow,"
said the tourist.
The beachcomber
added, "The sharks got 'em."
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